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20

May

Because the Holocaust was hilarious. And because Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Nazi Ass Off didn’t fit. Idiot.

(Via someecards)

Because the Holocaust was hilarious. And because Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Nazi Ass Off didn’t fit. Idiot.

(Via someecards)

27

Apr

Natalie Portman's dad can't write for sh*t

26

Apr

I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that.
Kelly Osbourne

19

Apr

Totally adorable. At about the 1:00 mark, the cuteness factor reaches a gazillion.

14

Apr

Via http://katemiddletonforthewin.tumblr.com/. It has the funny.

Is it mean to point out that Maru breaks the box labeled “Diet”?

Baby tigers love Winnie the Pooh. Who knew?

Boy, kittens are dumb. But cute.

13

Apr

"Transgendered child propaganda" or a J. Crew catalog?

You decide.

06

Apr

If some stupid fans don’t appreciate such a gift, and understand the things I believe in, they can go and support Chelsea or go somewhere else.
Well said, Mohamed Al Fayed. Supporting Fulham isn’t about football, it’s about going along with whatever Al Fayed “believes in.” Too bad he doesn’t believe in decent-looking statues.

23

Mar

Please don't let this win a Grammy next year

Parents: Kids shouldn't have to wash hands at school

Parents at one Florida school say just because hand-washing and mouth-rinsing could save a 6-year-old girl’s life doesn’t mean their kids should have to do it.

22

Mar

The way I look at it is, you can’t walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you’re an angry person.
Chris Brown, who will likely have a difficult time explaining why he would trash a dressing room at “GMA” if he’s not an angry person
If you’re going to get a tattoo of a tiger-head-wearing Charlie Sheen, at least make sure it doesn’t end up looking like Bruce Campbell. Definitely not winning.

If you’re going to get a tattoo of a tiger-head-wearing Charlie Sheen, at least make sure it doesn’t end up looking like Bruce Campbell. Definitely not winning.

Chris Brown: Image Rehabilitation FAIL

(Photo via Associated Press)

Chris Brown: Image Rehabilitation FAIL

(Photo via Associated Press)