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Guys are stupid
There were four sophomores at Duke University who were taking chemistry. Leading in to the final exam, they all had As, so they decided to go visit some friends. They had a great time, but did so much partying that they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning, right before their exam. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to skip it and explain to their professor afterward why they had missed it. They said they had been to visit some friends and had gotten a flat tire on the way back. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up their exam the next day, so the guys studied all night. The next day, the professor placed them in separate rooms and handed out the test. They all quickly answered the first question, a 5-pointer, and thought the exam was going to be easy. Then they turned the page.On the second page was written: For 95 points, which tire?
May 30th
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May 30th
Rosie says she won't speak to Elisabeth
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TV contestants to compete for woman's kidneys
May 29th
Is Joaquin Phoenix high? I mean, he smiled more at the...
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OK, now I totally want a panda. Seriously. Right now.
May 29th
Cop Calls 911: Pot Brownies Freaking Him Out!
May 29th
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May 28th
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Can I just say, I have the best taste in crushes. I was totally in love with Rick Astley like 18...
May 28th
New limbless lizard species discovered
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Um … wow. Forget WonderBra; meet WonderJock. I would...
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Report: Mischa Barton Hospitalized
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
More on Lindsay's DUI
May 26th
Mint not happy with 'Silver Surfer' coin
May 26th
Fans to CBS: Eat it, nutballs
May 26th
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May 26th
Natalie Portman and Andy Samberg?
May 26th
What in the hell happened to Aidan Quinn? Has he been...
May 26th
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May 26th
Lindsay Lohan, Drunk Driver!
May 26th
Rosie and Elisabeth bitchfest
May 26th
Foreman says he was drugged before Ali fight
May 26th
Doctors deliver baby on Delta flight
May 26th
Xo-offs: Mexican dog shines at World Dog Show
May 26th
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May 25th
Jordin's weight 'sparks' debate
May 25th
The return of Hogzilla. Boy, 11, shoots a pig his father...
May 25th
'The View' suddenly a lot sunnier
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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Proof that guys don’t pay attention to other guys: Watch Johnny Knoxville struggle to come up...
May 23rd
I want to see Leia’s buns take to the sky. Not those...
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Outside my window, while I’m trying to catch a nap. And I quote: “One last squat. One...
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
The Ass Shot
May 19th
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May 19th
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Cats are dumb.
May 19th
Tucker Max's midget dance party
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
T.R. Knight gets a red-hot makeover
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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So it turns out Pearl wasn’t drunk. She prefers the hard stuff, as in rocks.
May 17th
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May 17th
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I love me some Milo! And the song’s not terrible, though it pains me to admit it. But I do NOT...
May 16th
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May 16th
Steven Tyler's got me cryin'
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
Teachers stage fake gun attack on kids
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
I need to go to Miami. NOW.
May 13th
Ryan Gosling puts some lovin' on a blow-up...
May 13th
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I hate Cameron Diaz
May 13th
Jude Law's assistant ... can I borrow him?
May 12th
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May 12th
Critics bash 'warrior culture' of LAPD
May 12th
Gosling takes the redeye to Miami
May 12th
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May 12th
“Our lives are made in these small hours, these little...”
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— Rob Thomas, “Little...
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
First Adam and Eve. Now Adam and ... Brad?
May 10th
Do you get the feeling Angie isn't feeling...
May 10th
I totally understand how Happycat feels.
May 6th
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May 6th
Peehole spiders
May 6th
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May 6th
Judge sues cleaner for $65M over pants
May 3rd
Nip (not so) slip
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