The Chronicles of Chesticles

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January 2

2009

December 80
November 35
October
September
August
July
June
May 2
April 5
March 4
February 3
January 23

2008

December 1
November 3
October 2
September 3
August 18
July 13
June 14
May 35
April 106
March 26
February 12
January 28

2007

December 6
November 30
October 33
September 111
August 187
July 395
June 253
May 110
April 51
March
February
January
Yeah, me too.
Jul 1st
I know what you’re thinking: This is some kid from the...
Jul 1st
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I love me some Ross. The only bad thing about him is that he loves Rosie O’D (please). But I...
Jul 1st
This is quite possibly the scariest picture ever. (Via...
Jul 1st
Late start, new approach disappoint Lauryn...
Jul 1st
Cameron Diaz Mindfreak Shocker
Jul 1st
Ryan Gosling set to star in 'Lovely Bones'
Jun 30th
Wimbledon sees red over underwear
Jun 30th
10 Most Unintentionally Funny Trailers In...
Jun 30th
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On the show, Paul Rudd helps re-enact the “I Heart Huckabees” incident, introduces his...
Jun 30th
Warch Watch
“Goonies of the Caribbean.” I’d wait in line longer for this than for the iPhone.
Jun 30th
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Mom ruins girl’s birthday by buying her a brand-new Lexus. If you think this meltdown is bad,...
Jun 30th
Girl struck below Kenny G compound
Jun 30th
Police: N.Y. man loses leg and wallet
Jun 30th
1,000 films to see before you die
Jun 30th
I wouldn’t say former child star Jodie Sweetin has a...
Jun 29th
Radcliffe will make $50 million for final two...
Jun 29th
(Via Pyzam.com)
Jun 29th
I guess this is what it’s like to have X-ray vision. ...
Jun 28th
(Via AllPosters.com)
Jun 28th
“You can’t predict what will happen to you with this...”
— Sandra Oh of...
Jun 28th
icanhascheezburger.com
Jun 28th
Bush's dad: 'Atheists Neither Citizens Nor...
Jun 28th
They’re baaaack! They look pretty much the same, just...
Jun 28th
“Marijuana works,” people. Just give it a try,...
Jun 28th
Wow. This dude’s buff. Oh wait, that’s Serena...
Jun 28th
Lohan Allegedly Coked Up During Car Crash
Jun 28th
US Weekly blacks out Hilton coverage
Jun 28th
Melissa Etheridge's wife blasts Larry King...
Jun 28th
Warch Watch
Paula Abdul threatens to kill her assistants for forgetting her sweatpants. Guess she’s too...
Jun 28th
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“I am about to snap.” This TV news reporter REALLY hates Paris.
Jun 28th
Isaiah Washington now playing the race card
Jun 28th
You have no idea how much I need these cards from...
Jun 28th
Um, here’s UK “star” Michelle Marsh...
Jun 27th
Do not be alarmed. That’s a microphone in Shia...
Jun 27th
Britney’s finally getting the right idea. If you want...
Jun 27th
Police: Inmate Tried To Kill Self With Pen,...
Jun 27th
Texas Crowd Kills Passenger in Vehicle That...
Jun 27th
A street piece from British artist Banksy (oft-described as...
Jun 27th
Stab victim 'continued masturbating'
Jun 27th
Top 25 Car Names That Are Funny When 'Anal'...
Jun 27th
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Awesome. Megatron is totally the Uber-Immortal.
Jun 27th
Japan Goes Koo-Koo for Kit Kat Bars
Jun 27th
Man wakes up with headache, doesn't know he's...
Jun 27th
Getting hit on by a pirate pretty much rules. If that pirate...
Jun 27th
Bet Britney’s excited. Now she can trade in those...
Jun 27th
Check out icanhascheeseburger.com. Hilarious.
Jun 26th
Ben Affleck puts on his party pants in Hawaii. Looks like...
Jun 26th
More shots of John Krasinski looking sexy. I can give him a...
Jun 26th
Kevin Eubanks is world's sexiest male...
Jun 26th
Um, OK. Don’t have to tell me twice. Seriously,...
Jun 26th
Brit takes the twins (and the chins) out for some partying...
Jun 26th
I know they say stripes add weight, but damn, that’s...
Jun 26th
Awww. Meet Aldo, a pygmy hippo born at a zoo in Paris. This...
Jun 26th
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Pearl strikes again.
Jun 26th
If you’re asking for donations for food, you...
Jun 26th
Worst. Crop. Circle. Ever. This what happens when aliens...
Jun 26th
He looks so peaceful. Sigh. And hot. (Photo via...
Jun 26th
Hockey masks are the new skulls. Get these earrings at...
Jun 26th
Rosie O'Donnell won't host 'The Price Is...
Jun 25th
Bonsai Sheepskin Sandals … in case your feet...
Jun 25th
Whew. Looks like Jenna’s finally gained some weight....
Jun 25th
Here’s another whore-anus shot of Brooke Hogan....
Jun 25th
Kinda figures that the “Harry Potter” kids are...
Jun 25th
Brooke Hogan’s at it again with those assless chaps. I...
Jun 25th
Buy it. Artists as diverse as Black Eyed Peas, Green Day...
Jun 25th
I Am Smarter Than Stephen Hawking
Jun 25th
Actor Sizemore sentenced to 16 months in...
Jun 25th
Giant Penguins Lived in Peru Millions of...
Jun 25th
Sprinklers douse hundreds at LA airport
Jun 24th

Unsolved Mystery: How can people be so...

From the blog mycrazyroommate.com ...
P, being a true believer of the aliens, conspiracies, etc, ensures that one of the constants at our humble home is Unsolved Mysteries. Yes, all of the re-runs on Lifetime for Women from the 1980's are recorded diligently, watched, and studied. The subject of tonight's episode / lesson was "Diabolical Minds". This included the black widow; in this case, a woman who poisoned her victims for cash money...
P: That's BULLSHIT!!
Me: What is?
P: You don't have to die, he's WEAK!
Me: She poisoned him.
P: It only worked cause he's depressed! If someone poisoned me, I'd be fine. My mind would take over!
Me: It's poison, you'd die.
P: No! I'm like Rasputin! I would know, and it wouldn't work, you have no idea.
Me: Do you even know how your body works?
P: I know how my mind works, and it's powerful, it can overpower poison.
Me: Poison shuts down your organs, you...nevermind.
P: I'm like Rasputin, you'll see when I don't die.
Me: Ok, dude, poison doesn't work on you.
( about 30 seconds of silence )
P: Do you think balloons go into space?
Me: What!? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jun 24th
“You’re never gonna get a husband by being sarcastic.”
— Marge Simpson
Jun 24th
“I pity those with narrow minds (men OR women), and thank...”
— yellowdogSC, commenting on...
Jun 24th
Warch Watch
Cats can be such assholes. As it turns out, that’s exactly what bunnies seek.
Jun 24th
Dating? Perez says so. http://perezhilton.com/?p=194 ...
Jun 24th
Musicians are hot.
Jun 24th
Ohio mom's body found; boyfriend charged
Jun 23rd
It’s true. Jesus would never bogart someone’s...
Jun 23rd
Arizona woman's face branded with 'snitch'
Jun 23rd
Like Garbage Pail Kids for grown-ups. Check out...
Jun 23rd
Gwen has put her man panties on and joined the No Doubt boys...
Jun 23rd

Isaiah Washington just keeps rambling

He’s still playing the victim, but now he’s claiming conspiracies, “dirty...
Jun 23rd
Britney Spears' album pushed back to '08
Jun 23rd
Elwood here was named 2007’s Ugliest Dog. Can’t...
Jun 23rd
Eddie Murphy's the baby daddy
Jun 22nd
Warch Watch
Regis welcomes Borat to New York City. Wow wa wee wa.
Jun 21st
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Will Ferrell as George W. Bush explains global warming. Brilliant.
Jun 21st
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A classic. He may be married, but believe me this: Nobody does it like Will Ferrell.
Jun 21st
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“300” + “The Office” = “The 305”
Jun 21st
Lovin’ Milo’s new hair. He can be my hero any...
Jun 21st
Paris Hilton getting $1 million for interview...
Jun 21st
Sean Preston (Federline, that is) has his own Escalade. But...
Jun 21st
Isaiah Washington: I am an asshole
Jun 21st
Reese & Jake: Over Already?
Jun 21st
(Via allposters.com)
Jun 21st
Holy crap! Tom Cruise’s kid really is an alien. Suri...
Jun 20th
Amazing! I never knew PhotoShop could show you the future....
Jun 20th
Don’t waste your time writing to Paris. This is what...
Jun 20th
Justin Timberlake gets to look at this whenever he wants. ...
Jun 20th
What is Scott Baio's problem?
Jun 20th
Travolta echoes Cruise on psychiatry views
Jun 20th
Spoonful of cinnamon helps blood sugar stay...
Jun 20th
Warch Watch
Llama staring contest. You lose.
Jun 20th
Otherwise known as Ponderosa. I can feel the ache of...
Jun 20th
Love it? Get it at allposters.com. I’m waiting for...
Jun 20th
Moscow ranks as world's priciest city
Jun 19th
Warch Watch
Got it, love it. You do the same.
Jun 19th
John Travolta: My Family Is Like the Addams...
Jun 19th
How to get a life if you live for gossip
Jun 19th
Rosie O'Donnell to Meet with 'Price Is Right'...
Jun 19th
These 'Breasts' Ain't 'Ugly'
Jun 19th
Colin Powell on Angelina Jolie: 'She’s...
Jun 19th
The new Batbike. If you think it’s difficult to see,...
Jun 19th
Hello, Mr. Anders! E! is reporting that David Anders, late...
Jun 19th
Elisabeth on Rosie: We aren't friends
Jun 19th
I can’t tell if this cat is comfortable or wishing for...
Jun 19th
Ryan Gosling, nominated for (and robbed of) an Oscar for his...
Jun 19th
Britney Spears wardrobe malfunction
Jun 19th
Pate may cause rare disease
Jun 19th
Matthew McConaughey runs like a girl.
Jun 18th
Warch Watch
Much like tacos, “Robot Chicken” rules. For a bunch more “Star Wars” themed...
Jun 18th
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And by the way, crack is whack.
Jun 18th
New Details about "My So-Called Life" DVDs
Jun 17th
Kristy Swanson Arrested for Attacking...
Jun 17th

Uh oh, spaghetti-o ...

Study: Many Americans Too Fat To Commit Suicide
Jun 17th
Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be...
Jun 17th
Martin Sheen says drug court saved a friend's...
Jun 17th
Disbarred Duke prosecutor's future dim
Jun 17th
Warch Watch
Thanks to this crazy-eyed lady, I’m now afraid to sleep. What if whatever the hell infected...
Jun 17th

Ryan Gosling's must list

‘Hold That Ghost’ 1941 ”Abbott and Costello inherit a haunted house and wackiness...
Jun 17th
Warch Watch
He’s funny, charming as all get-out and loves to salsa dance. Oh, and besides his quick wit...
Jun 17th
Holy new suit, Batman! Here’s your first look at...
Jun 16th
Crap. Now I have to listen to George Clooney. Not because of...
Jun 16th
“I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different...”
— Jessica Alba to Cosmopolitan...
Jun 16th
These soap opera stars really know how to dress. Julie...
Jun 16th
This dress could be slutty on another person, say, Pamela...
Jun 16th
All right, who invited this guy to the Daytime Emmys?...
Jun 16th
Vivica A. Fox Says DUI Arrest a 'Learning...
Jun 16th
Dept. of Proofreading Dept.: Bravo Heavily...
Jun 16th
Ellen Pompeo: 'I Was Raised by Drag Queens'
Jun 16th
Sorry guys, she’s taken. But you can check out more...
Jun 16th
Justin Timberlake is a cocky asshole
Jun 16th
Warch Watch
He just heard that CBS is bringing back “Jericho.”
Jun 16th
Fans think they've solved 'Sopranos' mystery
Jun 16th
“Just put me in the car And drive so far Until I’m...”
— Ryan Gosling, “Put Me In...
Jun 14th
(Photo via MySpace)
Jun 14th
Warch Watch
Bob Ross ruled. Him and his happy, happy trees. His spirit “lives on” in this tribute...
Jun 14th
Potter Publisher Believes Boy Archaeologist...
Jun 14th
Three injured as squirrel goes nuts
Jun 14th
Check it out: This dude’s name is Ahmed Butt and he...
Jun 14th
Warch Watch
It’s one of Will Ferrell’s favorites. Enough said.
Jun 14th
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You ever wonder how Biff from “Back to the Future” really feels about Michael J. Fox?...
Jun 14th
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James Franco gets fired from “Knocked Up” after he loses his shit.
Jun 14th
Adrian Grenier is a hairy giant … next to these guys,...
Jun 14th
Whoa. Maybe Joel Madden has been good for Nicole Richie. She...
Jun 14th
Britney Spears invites fans to vote on album...
Jun 14th
Demoted Pluto isn't even largest dwarf planet...
Jun 14th
Looks like Mandy left her headlights on.
Jun 14th
Drunk man descends Spanish Steps — in car
Jun 14th
Richie Sambora Completes Program at Treatment...
Jun 14th
Donald Trump to Transform Tramps on New...
Jun 14th
Teacher Quits After Allegedly Using Teeth To...
Jun 14th
Angelina Jolie not so jolly
Jun 14th
Kelly Clarkson Tour Shelved – For Now
Jun 14th
What in the hell is going on? Matthew McConaughey?...
Jun 14th
American women are fucking morons. A full 67% of them told...
Jun 14th
Why did Ryan Gosling take his mom to the Oscars this year?...
Jun 14th
Maksim Chmerkovskiy tells People, “I know my assets so...
Jun 14th
Baby monitor picks up video from NASA
Jun 14th
This settles it. Forget pandas – I want a porcupine. This...
Jun 14th
Flava Flav Speaks Our Mind
Jun 13th
Warch Watch
“Kelly’s fuckin’ rad!”: Snow White, Stormtroopers, drunk grandmas, vampire...
Jun 13th
Just a tip, fellas: If this lady asks if you want some pie,...
Jun 13th
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Johnny Depp is the most polite star in the galaxy, possibly the whole entire universe. He manages to...
Jun 13th
You know this is gonna be good. I hope she knows more than...
Jun 13th
Here’s Justin telling Cameron where to go....
Jun 13th
I love a man who gets better-looking as he ages. (See also...
Jun 13th
Don’t forget that Father’s Day is coming up. Buy...
Jun 13th
K-Fed's ex: I’m Not Pregnant
Jun 13th
Isaiah Washington Breaks His Silence
Jun 13th
New species of big, bird-like dinosaur found...
Jun 13th
Probably the coolest pillow ever. Buy it here:...
Jun 13th
This lobster is one in 3 million. No, literally. Only one in...
Jun 13th
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The peeps at SuperDeluxe.com are hi-larious. Enjoy Eau de Douche.
Jun 12th
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Son of a bitch … this is a great f’n clip!
Jun 12th
Pentagon confirms it sought to build a "gay...
Jun 12th
Ryan Reynolds: The Clown God
Jun 12th
Liev: Wedding Remark Was a Joke
Jun 12th
Alzheimer's Cases May Quadruple by 2050
Jun 11th
Angry ‘Sopranos’ Fans Crash HBO Website
Jun 11th
Angelina Jolie: I'm So Lucky to Have Brad
Jun 11th
Back when I was obsessed with tennis (hey, it happens), I...
Jun 11th
How to handle "office rage"
Jun 10th
Hillary Clinton slams proposed U.S.-Korea...
Jun 10th
No matter how messed up your life is, you’re not the...
Jun 10th
Warch Watch
Destined to be a classic. I’ve already watched the trailer 8 bazillion times. Seriously.
Jun 10th
What's Your "Balls Policy"?
Jun 10th
Paris Won't Appeal
Jun 10th
Wanna meet Alyssa Milano?
Jun 10th
Poor Roger Federer (right). He’s the best player in...
Jun 10th
Rihanna rebels with a bunch of bangs
Jun 10th
You must listen to this man. Check out his music at his Web...
Jun 9th
Warch Watch
A tuxedo-clad Paul Rudd chats with Jon Stewart, and I grow increasingly bitter that I can’t...
Jun 9th
Jason Behr from his latest movie, “The...
Jun 9th
There’s evil in that there ink. More Jason Behr from...
Jun 9th
Damn. Why are guys with tats always so hot? These ones on...
Jun 9th
Yum. John Krasinski in the new issue of Mean magazine....
Jun 9th
Isaiah Washington "Really Angry,"...
Jun 9th
Scientists Pinpoint Origin of Deja Vu
Jun 9th
Daly says wife attacked him with steak knife
Jun 9th
Huh. Maybe Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz aren’t...
Jun 9th
Paris Will Appeal
Jun 9th
Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail
Jun 8th
Busch fined by NASCAR for reckless driving
Jun 8th
Here’s Paris heading to court this morning after being...
Jun 8th
Britney & K-Fed's Former Love Nest Getting No...
Jun 8th
Isaiah Washington fired from 'Grey's Anatomy'
Jun 8th
Someone explain to me what Jizz-hell giving herself a...
Jun 8th
Inspi(RED) While People are Slaughte(RED)
Jun 7th
Paris Hilton ordered to return to court
Jun 7th
L.A. City Attorney "Extremely Troubled" by...
Jun 7th
Mr. Gosling goes to Washington. He was there to talk to...
Jun 7th
Jake Gyllenhaal’s a Mac man. Just another reason to...
Jun 7th
Warch Watch
I want Clive Owen to be my manny. Or just my man. Whatev. Too bad his movie looks kinda …...
Jun 7th
Kim Kardashian pops a squat on the sidewalk outside Koi....
Jun 7th
Paris out of jail already
Jun 7th
Scientists discover new, potentially deadly...
Jun 7th
Kim needs to back that Kardashian up.
Jun 6th
Why? No, really: Why?
Jun 6th
Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats! Hollywood’s...
Jun 6th
OK, seriously. Did Amy Winehouse used to be a man? Cause...
Jun 6th
Borat and his babe are having a baby
Jun 6th
Jail ain't no Hilton
Jun 6th
Travesty!
Jun 6th
Hello, Africa? Can you hear me?
Jun 6th
Jessica Simpson & John Mayer Split – Again
Jun 6th
Ryan Reynolds thinks we're all 'gigantically...
Jun 6th
Warch Watch
If you missed the Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen makeout session on MTV last night, it was kinda...
Jun 4th
Criss Angel tries to escape from cement box
Jun 4th
And you thought Darth Tater was cool. Meet Optimash Prime.
Jun 4th
Not many guys can rock a full beard and still look HOT, but...
Jun 4th
Oh, Britney. I can’t even tell which end is worse.
Jun 4th
New Depression Rx: Get Married
Jun 4th
My friend Jay is a great designer, and his stuff is too...
Jun 3rd
Lilo and Snitch?
Jun 3rd
Jeremy Sisto Lays Down the 'Law'
Jun 3rd

Turns out beans are the magic fruit

If you toss them at a paparazzo instead of a fist, you won’t face charges. Just ask Hugh...
Jun 2nd

I am cooler than all of them

HowManyOfMe.comThere are 182 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?
Jun 2nd
Warch Watch
Bless you, baby. Bless you.
Jun 1st
New breed of cat retails for $22,000
Jun 1st
Marlon Brando, The Godfather of Binge Eating
Jun 1st
'Shrek' Is Furthering The Tranny Agenda, Says...
Jun 1st
Nicole Richie: 'Weight-Limit' E-Mail Was a...
Jun 1st
Bonaduce Stuffs His Partridge into Stripper...
Jun 1st
Wow. This takes selling out to a whole new level. I...
Jun 1st
If you can pinch four inches, your cat is officially fat....
Jun 1st
Poor Paula. Not only is she very “hurt” that her...
Jun 1st
Someone please tell Apolo Anton Ohno to shave this thing off...
Jun 1st
Researchers find 2,100 year-old melon
Jun 1st