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Guess who’s pregnant? She confirms it and names Joel...

Jul 31st

One cannabis joint as bad as five cigarettes:...

Jul 31st

Study: Fla. voting machines still flawed

Jul 31st

Group wants to deliver Bibles with newspapers...

Jul 31st

Car dealer accused of killing 2 workers

Jul 31st

Grandmother sold heroin with granddaughter as...

Jul 31st

How Giant Dinosaurs Survived Vulnerable Youth...

Jul 31st

N.J. approves needle exchange program for IV...

Jul 31st

I would love to hear this conversation. It’s prolly...

Jul 31st

This woman can’t find a guy who will marry her. Which...

Jul 31st

No, that is not a seriously fugly dude in fishnets. That is...

Jul 31st

Memo to Brit: Shirts are supposed to cover bras. Bras are...

Jul 31st

For Captain Bogies. Much love, brutha.

Jul 31st

Not as gorgeous as Ryan Gosling, but damn close. (Photo by...

Jul 31st

Meet the women who haven't had sex in 33...

Jul 31st

Justin Timberlake is a musical genius

Andy Samberg recently told the New York Daily News that he wasn’t so sure about the...

Jul 31st

“Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don’t...”
— Faith Hill, teaching a...

Jul 31st

Coreys Haim, Feldman add their two cents' to...

Jul 31st

Usher Tells Us the Wedding is Still On!

Jul 31st

Paul Rudd. Hot and funny. A lethal combination. While...

Jul 31st

Michael Lohan: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

Jul 31st

Wyclef: 'Lauryn Is Straight Up The Problem'

Jul 31st

Star Jones admits 'I had gastric-bypass...

Jul 31st

“Hey Perez, you gaylord! Believe it or not, little Miss...”
— Kelly Osbourne to Perez...

Jul 30th

No reason for these pics. I just watched...

Jul 30th

Now this is scary as hell. Manson, take note. If you...

Jul 30th

Marilyn Manson … already only one step away from being...

Jul 30th

What is Tyra Banks wearing? The Hefty Saks are supposed to...

Jul 30th

“When Mrs. Lohan stops partying with her child, then I’ll...”
— Rob Schneider, making perhaps...

Jul 30th

Damn. Kelly Osbourne’s looking good for her role in...

Jul 30th

Britney & K-Fed Are No More

Jul 30th

Dina Lohan's still flapping her hole

Jul 30th

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I can’t wait til “The Tudors” comes out on DVD. Yum. (And this video was made from...

Jul 29th

It’s here! Shark Week is back on the Discovery...

Jul 29th

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Oh, god, it’s worse than I thought. Much worse. And that last bit is just disgusting.

Jul 29th

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Oh, those teases! For now, we’ll have to settle for listening to bits of “The Dark...

Jul 29th

Congrats to Steve Martin and his daughter, I mean, new...

Jul 29th

Baby mama vs. mama drama

Jul 29th

Any one of them is a better choice than Jessica Simpson....

Jul 29th

Travis Barker out with a “lady friend” and his...

Jul 29th

Comic-Con: Friendly to all kinds of freaks. But mostly the...

Jul 29th

Super.

Jul 29th

Foxy.

Jul 29th

The state of 'The State'

Jul 29th

Miter saw not bringing in pussy like Home...

Jul 29th

Gentlemen, meet your perfect girlfriend

Jul 29th

The Vibram Five Fingers. So you can go...

Jul 28th

Um, ow? Wonder if it bugs the shit out of her that...

Jul 28th

Too ashamed to read Harry Potter in public? Cover it with...

Jul 28th

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Tigers not only kick ass, they spray with it, too.

Jul 28th

The frat boys will eat it up. Or pop it up, at least. ...

Jul 28th

All right, so here’s the dealio, straight from the...

Jul 28th

Yay, yay, yay! Matchbox twenty is back with a new single....

Jul 28th

Usher and his future baby mama call off...

Jul 28th

“Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol),...”
— Donald Trump, on his advice...

Jul 28th

Lohan's new movie one of the worst of the...

Jul 28th

Stephen Colbert breaks wrist on set

Jul 27th

The official “Sweeney Todd” movie poster was...

Jul 27th

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The “American Psycho” meets the “Gladiator” in the sweet-looking “3:10...

Jul 27th

Hurricane Britney whirls into Vegas

Jul 27th

How does a mother of three have breasts this great? Heidi...

Jul 27th

They tried to make her go to rehab, but Amy Winehouse said...

Jul 27th

Yum-me (plus tats!). Michael Vartan (late of...

Jul 27th

Boy, Lindsay Lohan’s just full of good ideas lately....

Jul 27th

Isla Fisher may just be the cutest pregnant woman ever. Just...

Jul 27th

Kelly Clarkson has made up with Grandpa Clive and agreed to...

Jul 27th

New 'Last Supper' theory crashes Leonardo Web...

Jul 27th

Four dead in Phoenix chopper collision

Jul 27th

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If Lala could type, I’d hire him to go to work for me.

Jul 27th

No wonder George Clooney is such a ladies man. He’s...

Jul 27th

Beyonce's got no sense of humor

Jul 27th

Celebrities: Shut the fuck up

Jul 27th

Couple who double-suicided believed...

Jul 27th

Survey: Young people 'profoundly alienated'...

Jul 27th

Shonda Rimes: It 'wasn't hard' to fire Isaiah...

Jul 27th

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Now Paul Rudd’s playing with “Super Power.”

Jul 27th

50 craziest celebrity baby names

Jul 27th

Controversy erupts at 'So You Think You Can...

Jul 27th

Lindsay: 'I Wasn't Driving, the Black Kid...

Jul 27th

Two reasons to watch 'The View'

Jul 27th

You may want to see 'I Know Who Killed Me'

Jul 27th

I can predict the future

Jul 27th

Why are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden all dressed in black?...

Jul 27th

OK, so I thought “The Polar Express” looked...

Jul 26th

This is exactly the look I’d have on my face if I was...

Jul 26th

Linds’ lips are looking a bit pouty, which means...

Jul 26th

There’s no reason for posting this Anne Hathaway pic,...

Jul 26th

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Worst. Interview. Ever. OK, maybe not ever, but in the history of conversation, this has to be one...

Jul 26th

Claire Danes does in fact have breasts. For those of you who...

Jul 26th

'Blade Runner' returns, definitively

Jul 26th

His behavior may be questioned, but his genius isn’t....

Jul 26th

Bush Proposes Sending Transformers™ to Iraq

Jul 26th

Publishers bid for Keith Richards memoir

Jul 26th

Looking at the Kardashian sisters is like playing that old...

Jul 26th

Lohan Land spins and spins on an axis of...

Jul 26th

“Our family is like a normal family but of course we are put...”
— Ali Lohan, Linds’ little...

Jul 26th

Don't believe it

Jul 26th

“The bottom line is you have to get through the entourages...”
— Martin Sheen, with some advice...

Jul 26th

Britney fires assistant of three weeks

Jul 26th

“Our thoughts and prayers go out to all families who have had...”
— MORE talking from Mother of...

Jul 26th

Thankfully, Naomi no longer has to carry around this...

Jul 26th

Wasting time at work? You're not alone

Jul 26th

Paula's People Say She Broke up With Bratz

Jul 25th

Funny. And bonus points for flat-out meanness. (Photo via...

Jul 25th

This photo makes me think two things. 1. What is going on? I...

Jul 25th

Backstreet Boys Plot Comeback With October CD

Jul 25th

Looks like we can add kleptomania to the list of...

Jul 25th

Jessica Alba Breaks Up With Boyfriend Cash...

Jul 25th

'The Hills' is the destroyer of worlds

Jul 24th

Bunny would have been better

Jul 24th

K-Fed wants Britney's babies

Jul 24th

The galaxy is in good hands. Or paws. Whatever.

Jul 24th

Why I Don't Date Online: Part II

Because I get messages like this from complete strangers: I passed trough your profile and your...

Jul 24th

OK! plans to publish Spears interview

Jul 24th

Dina Lohan speaks about Lindsay's arrest

Jul 24th

Oh, this is not a good look for Linds. Better get used to...

Jul 24th

LiLo = Little girl lost

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (AP) – Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab for substance...

Jul 24th

Oh my god. That’s it. Just oh my god. (Photo via...

Jul 24th

Study: Diet soda linked to heart risks

Jul 23rd

Mom accused of hitting kids on flight

Jul 23rd

Man finds out wife, not daughter, having...

Jul 23rd

Knut’s definitely still cute, but he won’t be...

Jul 23rd

Tiny brain no obstacle to French civil...

Jul 23rd

Tourists fined for cycling nude in heatwave

Jul 23rd

Wayward Angus bull pummels veterinarian

Jul 23rd

Mexican man two-times record books

Jul 23rd

'Price is Right' for Drew Carey

Jul 23rd

Stewie may take over movie theatres

Jul 23rd

Lindsay sure seems to have recovered nicely from a couple of...

Jul 23rd

“I want hair just like yours, Daddy!” Travis...

Jul 23rd

The Beckhams partied it up after David’s debut on...

Jul 23rd

Wow. This is a first. No camel toe from Coco. She classed it...

Jul 23rd

Life's magic as Daniel Radcliffe turns 18

Jul 23rd

Trying too hard will not get you the job

Jul 22nd

Absolutely. Thunderstorm is a time for speaking umbrella, or...

Jul 22nd

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I think this is considered child abuse in like 75 countries. Here, we call it...

Jul 22nd

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Pitiful Paula has another meltdown … this time because God has abandoned her, as have the...

Jul 22nd

So that’s what aging does to a woman … turns...

Jul 22nd

Country singer arrested ... again

Jul 22nd

63 people arrested during John Mayer concert

Jul 22nd

WooHoo! It's MAGIC PONY POO!

Jul 21st

Ouch. From the new batch of “Sunday Secrets”...

Jul 21st

So this photo of “Heroes” star Hayden and her...

Jul 21st

How you know your reality TV marriage is on...

Jul 21st

Can you blame lil Jayden James for not looking thrilled to...

Jul 21st

Tammy Faye passes away

Jul 21st

The New Swimsuit Issue

Jul 20th

Naked photo shoot to draw attention to...

Jul 20th

Road work rage closes California highway

Jul 20th

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Difference between Filipino and American prisons: In American prisons, guys force each other to get...

Jul 20th

Petra Nemcova thinks body painting is fun. Or maybe painful,...

Jul 20th

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News anchors lose it after model does. Gotta love live TV.

Jul 20th

This is why women don’t need sex dolls. (Photo via...

Jul 20th

Oooh, that’s definitely ad placement gone wrong. For...

Jul 20th

Japan's lonely hearts turn to dolls for sex,...

Jul 20th

Woman mistakes large stuffed beaver for crook

Jul 20th

Nigerian pupils browse porn on donated...

Jul 20th

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I love The Onion. It’s just so wrong, in all the right ways.

Jul 20th

Matt Damon has the best smile. And there’s something...

Jul 20th

David Beckham looks to his future … with me. ...

Jul 20th

Britney’s “trashy funeral” look for her...

Jul 20th

Family, More Than Genes, Helps Drive Divorce

Jul 20th

Clearly, Shia LaBeouf (French for “introverted...

Jul 20th

Nike suspends release of Michael Vick shoe

Jul 19th

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Oooh, tough call. Loved the book “The Nanny Diaries,” which means I’d probably...

Jul 19th

Britney's Beach Break - At Least She Wore...

Jul 19th

It's official! Everybody loves 'Dick'

Jul 19th

Behold the wonders of plastic surgery. You too can have...

Jul 19th

Guess who’s gonna be in Playboy? You got it: Kim...

Jul 19th

Amy Winehouse: On the verge of a breakdown?

Jul 19th

The bizarre truth about life with Barbra...

Jul 19th

Brigitte Nielsen: From 'Surreal Life' to...

Jul 19th

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Rilo Kiley + Porn Stars = Crazy Delicious

Jul 19th

Oprah: I Feel Like I Got Stabbed in the Chest

Jul 19th

Swedish woman has fastest home Internet in...

Jul 19th

Internet-Obsessed Couple Let Kids Starve

Jul 18th

Worst Customer Service Ever: Jo-Ann Fabrics

Jul 18th

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Proving that pretty much all goofs are funny, I offer a clip from the upcoming movie “The...

Jul 18th

NYC steam pipe explodes

Jul 18th

Page Six picking on Lindsay Lohan

Jul 18th

Oh, how sweet. Becks is making sure Vicky doesn’t pull...

Jul 18th

Jaime Pressly: Pregnancy 'sucked'

Jul 18th

Megaflood Created Great Divide Between...

Jul 18th

Jordan and Peter Andre have apparently named their weeks-old...

Jul 18th

The woman behind Johnny Depp’s “Wino...

Jul 18th

“I am such a shy singer, but Michael has made me more...”
— Nicolette Sheridan, discussing...

Jul 18th

'House' Bulks Up With Five New Cast Members

Jul 18th

Michael Vick indicted by federal grand jury...

Jul 18th

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Jul 18th

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That’s my Bear. Totally matter-of-fact about eating a live snake. I can only think of one that...

Jul 17th

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Still lovin’ the Bear. Also having my own “idee-ers” about what to do with him, a...

Jul 17th

Poor Dax Shepherd. He had to take off his own shirt to keep...

Jul 17th

For the love of perkiness, will someone please teach Kirsten...

Jul 17th

Kim Kardashian does NOT want you to see her ass. So...

Jul 17th

I thought Tara Reid got her stomach fixed, and yet here it...

Jul 17th

Oh my God. What happened to Val Kilmer? It’s like...

Jul 17th

Someone’s been getting high while recording...

Jul 17th

Dina Lohan's coming to TV

Jul 17th

Humans walk upright to conserve energy

Jul 16th

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Classic “Man Show” clip of a talking deer carcass at a truck stop. I love how many...

Jul 16th

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You can say, “Oh God,” but he sure didn’t have your back. Or face.

Jul 16th

Tanzanian fishermen catch rare fish once...

Jul 16th

How To Make Bloody Tampon Heart Earrings

Jul 16th

Damn, some chicks have foul mouths.

Jul 16th

(Photo via FunnyBlock.com)

Jul 16th

The Chinese Tattoo Prank II

Jul 16th

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Love it. The fact that the dude looks kinda like Taylor Hicks makes it even funnier.

Jul 16th

Bonds: 'It's an embarrassment to be wearing...

Jul 16th

Mexican volcano is test bed for growing trees...

Jul 16th

Bill and Ted are Getting an Update

Jul 16th

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A little old, but I just love listening to guys get all high-pitched and giggly with each other.

Jul 16th

“Captivity” is a cinematic cesspool where only sick...”
— Dustin Rowles in his...

Jul 16th

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A sneak peek at Daniel Radcliffe’s next film, “December Boys.” He plays an orphan...

Jul 16th

Suri sneaks in a forbidden smile when mom Katie’s not...

Jul 16th

Bye Bye 'Bionic Woman'

Jul 16th

Kylie rekindles love for French actor Olivier...

Jul 16th

Steve-O's even more fucked up than usual

Jul 16th

Being famous must be awesome. You get to have totally random...

Jul 16th

They’re baaaack! Mulder and Scully will hit the big...

Jul 16th

Wow. Harry Potter really does change lives. And vacations. ...

Jul 15th

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Yet another reason I actually like Vicky Beckham. She not only has a sense of humor, she can laugh...

Jul 15th

Either Eva’s wearing 12-inch heels, or she’s...

Jul 15th

Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker Split – Again

Jul 15th

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Too adorable. You forget just how popular Becks is across the pond, until you remember that during...

Jul 15th

Orlando Bloom says he will not go naked on...

Jul 15th

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Out at the end of the month is “I Know Who Killed Me,” aka “Lindsay Lohan’s...

Jul 15th

For the love of god, please tell me David Beckham is wearing...

Jul 15th

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When I say David Letterman loves Optimus Prime, I mean he loves Optimus Prime.

Jul 15th

Anna Faris sure looks like she’s got something stuck...

Jul 15th

No more romantic comedy shit for Keanu. He’s playing a...

Jul 15th

Wow! Lindsay’s got her own wax figure! No, wait,...

Jul 15th

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Hilary Duff has great abs … and zero stage presence. But she can lip synch well, so I’m...

Jul 15th

What Nicole Richie looks for in a man

Jul 15th

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Diddy is sincere about wanting to treat you like crap … but only if you have a college degree.

Jul 15th

Looks like their long engagement is finally over. Jerry...

Jul 15th

It’s Mo’Nique and the stars of her “F.A.T....

Jul 15th

Australian man charged after tank rampage

Jul 14th

The Beckhams have landed. The Galaxy and, indeed, L.A., will...

Jul 14th

“I don’t want to waste people’s time by having interviews...”
— Chelsea Handler, providing a...

Jul 14th

I don’t even have anything to say about Ryan Reynolds....

Jul 14th

This is not what it looks like. Oh, fuck it. Yes, it is. ...

Jul 12th

“I came back to the flat where my sister was staying and she...”
— James Blunt, in Brit GQ

Jul 12th

So we know Aaron Eckhart is hot, but is he also a little,...

Jul 12th

Lance's New 'Friend' Not His Boy

Jul 12th

Superman’s Wedding Plans

Jul 12th

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OMG. It’s totally freaky, cause, like, what if it really happened? You know? Like what if the...

Jul 12th

Oh, now this is mature. How fabulous that Rosie...

Jul 12th

Is $90210 the Right Price?

Says the New York Daily News: “Dancing With the Stars’” Ian Ziering could barely...

Jul 12th

Jessica Simpson admits to “Harper’s...

Jul 12th

Mauritania seeks to reverse 'fat is...

Jul 12th

Katharine McPhee and Rumer Willis Pledge...

Jul 12th

Daddy must be so proud! Who’s her daddy? Funny you...

Jul 12th

Bobby Brown appears to have moved from Whitney to a...

Jul 12th

CourtTV is gone

Jul 12th

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People are always going on and on about mindless violence, but what about large intestine-less...

Jul 11th

Words to the wise

Love this bit of advice via Maxim magazine, for when your girl’s all up in your shit: Let...

Jul 11th

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Soccer is awesome. This guy gets hit in the arm with the ball and goes down like he got hit in the...

Jul 11th

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I don’t even know what this Polish product is, but apparently, it makes you hallucinate and...

Jul 11th

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I’m as confused as this fucking chicken looks, but at least the song’s catchy: Kana!...

Jul 11th

This very important, guys. For more fun with “Found...

Jul 11th

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Uh, is it just me, or could Ms. Duff use a bit of puff?...

Jul 11th

Lucky Victoria Beckham. If I’m going to be smothered...

Jul 11th

Pujols irked about getting left on All-Star...

Jul 11th

These bunnies have a sweet ride.

Jul 10th

(Photo via ICanHasCheezburger)

Jul 10th

Closing Pitchers' Most Memorable Entrance...

Jul 10th

Even I am in love with Megan Fox

Jul 10th

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Jul 10th

Why New Music Doesn't Sound As Good As It Did...

Jul 10th

What do you think that big ol’ rats’ nest on top...

Jul 10th

Ryan Seacrest is such a crybaby

Jul 10th

What’s got “Harry Potter” star Emma Watson...

Jul 10th

My mouth was open when I first saw this, too, but it was for...

Jul 10th

Keith Urban got a new tattoo. Nicole: It’s Australian...

Jul 10th

Paris spent 23 days in jail trying to figure out how to get...

Jul 10th

Watch Jenna Jameson dance. Watch Jenna Jameson try to be...

Jul 10th

Sigh. I adore Nate Berkus. Amazing designer, gorgeous green...

Jul 10th

“The star of this movie is Pixar. … I’m like a...”
— Patton Oswalt on his new movie...

Jul 10th

This is why I don't online date

Guy: But looking at your picture and talking with you, I can't help but wonder how you taste?
Me: I can't really answer that. I'm not the type who spreads it on toast.

Jul 10th

Why Catherine Zeta-Jones plasters her hair in...

Jul 9th

Remember Winnie Cooper from the “Wonder Years”?...

Jul 9th

Women drawn to men with muscles

Jul 9th

Japanese warm-water toilets to take to the...

Jul 9th

Collegehumor.com loves Bear, too

CollegeHumor.com posted some “quotes” from Bear Grylls’ “Man Vs. Wild”...

Jul 9th

Holy shit! The Nirvana kid’s 16 today. He can drive...

Jul 9th

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All right, so I admit I’m like the rest of the world. But only in regards to my excitement...

Jul 9th

Boeing set to unveil Dreamliner

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This one’s for The Kid. Don’t say I’m not good to my friends. (Watch the thumb,...

Jul 8th

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My favorite part is how the guy gets banged in the face over and over with the nut. Now he knows how...

Jul 8th

Suit says Snapple's not 'all natural'

Jul 8th

McDonald's Refuses To Serve Woman With No...

Jul 8th

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This guy is quite the romantic.

Jul 8th

Megan Fox is Pro-Pot

Jul 8th

I love me some Bear. Bear Grylls, that is. He is cooler than...

Jul 8th

'Shark Week' is coming, people!

Jul 8th

I think this kinda speaks for itself. Insert (hahaha)...

Jul 8th

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Competitive air eating? Are you fucking kidding me? The Japanese need a hobby. Seriously. A mime is...

Jul 8th

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Will Smith’s latest flick, “I Am Legend.” I agree with him there, but it’s...

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