The Chronicles of Chesticles

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February

2009

October
September
August
July
June
May 2
April 5
March 4
January 23

2008

June 14
May 35
April 106
March 26
January 28

2007

June 253
May 110
April 51
March
February
January
Princess Diana remembered at memorial service...
Aug 31st
Beckham may be out for rest of season
Aug 31st
Back together. Gives hope to all (crackhead) romantics out...
Aug 30th
Meet Beth Mattek, who’s apparently after the...
Aug 30th
Lohan a coke-using alcoholic with a rapist...
Aug 30th
“In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got...”
— Nick “I can do whatever...
Aug 30th
Boyfriends Do More Housework Than Husbands
Aug 30th
Scientists discover how planets form
Aug 30th

This is why I don't Internet date, Part...

Because this is who "nudges" me.
Guy with hippie name: I am looking for a woman who knows God The Father is absolutely real, or will at least believe the miracles that have happened to me. The Father visited me once to talk about some things... that happened in 2005. This extremely intelligent man said his name was "Louis Rexster" but days later thanks to dictionary.com I was able to translate that into "King Kingster". It was real... He knew everything about me... He knew I was a researcher and wanted to discuss the world with me. It was mind blowing... Hardly nobody believes me though... It is even easy for me to forget the magnitude of that experience. He even had a soft white/bluish/purplish beautiful light flowing off his lips at one point in our discussion... Anyways, I could talk about that for an hour...
Aug 30th
'Dancing With the Stars' cast revealed
Aug 29th
Moynahan reveals name of Brady's baby
Aug 28th
Just three days after collapsing on the field, yet being...
Aug 28th
Police log shows Owen Wilson call
Aug 28th
Officials: Ripley's acquires 'one of biggest...
Aug 27th
Nick Bollea’s car after the wreck. Nick’s lucky...
Aug 27th
Hulk Hogan's son injured in car crash
Aug 27th
Ryan Reynolds might be playing The Flash. If this is true, I...
Aug 26th
For the guys out there, here’s a pic of Natalie...
Aug 26th
Warch Watch
Nitro was an essential component of every kid’s Saturday growing up. Which means the return of...
Aug 26th
Warch Watch
The only good thing about “Hitman” (or what appears to be your standard action flick...
Aug 26th
Do you think if Kimberly Stewart asked her dad Rod,...
Aug 26th
“You have John Mayer, the bridge troll of modern pop. Then...”
— TheSuperficial.com, explaining...
Aug 26th
Just in case you couldn’t tell who’s whose by...
Aug 26th
There’s just something so adorable about a man (in...
Aug 26th
Vick cards chewed by dogs hot item on eBay
Aug 26th
Who knew dogs get so excited meeting Mr. Lachey? (Photo...
Aug 25th
Teen 'unlocks' iPhone from AT&T network
Aug 25th
John Singleton kills pedestrian
Aug 25th
Astronomers puzzled by giant hole in the...
Aug 23rd
Nicole Richie starts her jail sentence
Aug 23rd
Hope you got your fill of Jenna Jameson
Aug 23rd
Britney Spears is singing again
Aug 23rd
Lindsay Lohan cops a plea and gets one day in...
Aug 23rd
Court decides not to do its job in Lindsay...
Aug 23rd
Diddy turns his back in shame as he and 50 Cent lose in the...
Aug 23rd
Idiot NBA player defends Michael Vick, calls...
Aug 23rd
Marburg virus found in African fruit bats
Aug 22nd
Diamonds are nearly as old as the Earth
Aug 22nd

Why I don't Internet date, Part 3

Guy's first e-mail: hi there, how are you today
Me: I'm doing well, thanks. How are you?
Guy's second e-mail: I'm great. so you have to have a good sense of humor for you to like someone. I think i have that. But its an odd sense of humor that most people dont get. Ever been in love? Married? made passionate love to?
Aug 22nd
What kind of a tip do you suppose you leave on the $3.99...
Aug 22nd

Picking up chicks and beer on the run

These races, detailed in September’s issue of Runner’s World, almost make running sound...
Aug 22nd
One in four Americans read no books last year...
Aug 21st
Skype Outage Caused by Microsoft Update
Aug 20th
Lawyer: Vick to plead guilty to dogfighting...
Aug 20th
The movie poster for “Pathology” (starring Milo...
Aug 19th
“Always follow your heart. Sometimes it’s gonna hurt –...”
— Jennifer Lopez’s advice...
Aug 19th
Warch Watch
Caught between Steve Carell and Dane Cook … what’s a woman to do? Well, both, obviously.
Aug 19th
Coolest. Birthday. Cake. Ever. (FYI: The “dirt”...
Aug 19th
Warch Watch
I must see “Superbad.” Even if all the man-dicks in the movie are on paper.
Aug 19th
The only reason I can’t wait for winter. (Photo via...
Aug 19th
Warch Watch
Soaps knocked down another first with this kiss on “As the World Turns,” the first time...
Aug 19th
Director John Waters has got a more carrot top than, well,...
Aug 19th
Ozzfest spirals out of control with fan...
Aug 19th
The Internet kills ...
Aug 19th
“I understand being sexy, men love you, that’s great. But...”
— Jessica Biel, who’s...
Aug 19th
Anne Rice is born-again (not in a cool...
Aug 19th
'Ex-lover' claims Amy Winehouse quite the sex...
Aug 19th
Company official: 'Miners may not be found'
Aug 19th
“When people say I can’t sing, it’s like...”
— Fergie, on her (mistaken)...
Aug 19th
Research shows sharks have genes for fingers...
Aug 18th
Mistaken Arkansas law would let toddlers wed
Aug 18th
Endangered condor dies of lead poisoning
Aug 18th
“My son was so proud to wear a ‘Batman &...”
— Chris O’Donnell, echoing...
Aug 18th
Steven Seagal says FBI owes him an apology
Aug 18th
Despite what you may think of her (nonexistent) mothering...
Aug 17th
Anne Hathaway really loves her (old) man. The nipple kiss is...
Aug 17th
Tara Reid is obviously unhappy with not only her stomach and...
Aug 17th
Kim Kard-ass-ian wants you to know her butt is real. But...
Aug 17th
Wish you could see Joely Richardson and Portia De Rossi have...
Aug 17th
Star Jones will interview Isaiah Washington
Aug 17th
R. Kelly Debuts His 'Trapped' Sequels
Aug 17th
Siegfried and Roy have finally come out. No, seriously,...
Aug 17th
Fatherhood’s been awfully rough on Heath Ledger. And...
Aug 17th
“[My husband] even shaves his asshole. Well, doesn’t shave...”
— Jordan, giving us WAY too much...
Aug 17th
Underground search for miners suspended after...
Aug 17th
Sadly, Britney never learned that crack is whack. Or that...
Aug 17th
Tucker Max's Drunk Scale
Aug 16th
Five Alternatives to Throwing Your Penis at...
Aug 16th
(Abused Phamily Circus comic via ThePhatPhree)
Aug 16th
Violent Femmes turn on one another
Aug 16th
Woman has rare identical quadruplets
Aug 16th
Jesse Spencer is no longer engaged. Well, until he proposes...
Aug 16th
Adrian Grenier (inexplicably) takes Paris Hilton to a...
Aug 16th
Vicky Beckham will have her own fashion book. You work those...
Aug 16th
Jay-Z richest rap mogul, says Forbes.com
Aug 16th
Lee's 'Enter the Dragon' to get remake
Aug 16th
At least 450 killed in big Peru quake
Aug 16th
Man pleads guilty in glass-eating scheme
Aug 16th
Crocodiles, cobras found in luggage
Aug 16th
Man told to "walk off pain" after shooting
Aug 16th
Baby '4Real' named 'Superman' instead
Aug 16th
Chinese couple tried to name baby '@'
Aug 16th
Order of deaths key to wrestler Chris...
Aug 15th
Wow. Nicole looks great. Better than she has in a looooong...
Aug 13th
Good for Andy Samberg for grabbing a magazine cover, but:...
Aug 13th
Amy “The Man” Winehouse’s family is...
Aug 12th
So Angelina does hold Shiloh! Not for much longer, though....
Aug 12th
“It was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. It was...”
— Amy “I ain’t going...
Aug 12th
Poor Cisco Adler. Apparently, his balls have dropped so far,...
Aug 12th
K-Fed vs. Britney in Weekend Legal Smackdown
Aug 12th
When did Mariah Carey’s head get so gigantic? And her...
Aug 12th
Wow. I knew Pete Wentz wore girls’ jeans, but I had no...
Aug 12th
Warch Watch
Funny montage from “Prison Break” to go with song “Laid.” Almost makes...
Aug 10th
“If you keep thinking about what happened, and you...”
— Phil Rizzuto
Aug 10th
Perez vs. Roseanne: It's war!
Aug 10th
So what if the LA Galaxy lost the first game in which Becks...
Aug 10th
Wow. They can do amazing things with an airbrush these days....
Aug 10th
Fifty's yak attack
Aug 10th
Angelina has apparently decided to go the way of the Richie....
Aug 10th
Awww, he’s a charitable guy, too! Ryan Reynolds took a...
Aug 10th
Britney's a drunk whore
Aug 9th
Pompeo says young celebs set bad example
Aug 9th
Winehouse in hospital after overdose?
Aug 9th
John Mayer gets all hot and sweaty. Yum. Dumping Jessica...
Aug 9th
Brit’s gotten tired of stripping off her shirt in...
Aug 9th
Looks like Dax Shepard and Kate Hudson have moved beyond...
Aug 8th
Dolphin species probably extinct due to...
Aug 8th
Zac Efron on the cover of Rolling Stone. Homeboy’s...
Aug 8th
“As primal beings, men are not supposed to be monogamous....”
— Kate Hudson, proving why men...
Aug 8th
Study: 'Feminine' guys better for long-term...
Aug 8th
Most Affordable U.S. Real Estate Markets
Aug 7th
Hope Charlize knows where that finger’s going. ...
Aug 7th
Mark Philipoussis chooses his TV love
Aug 7th
Magic mushrooms face ban in Netherlands after...
Aug 7th
Yum. So glad Marc Jacobs is getting over that whole...
Aug 6th
Aug 6th
The 'Brokeback Mountain' that almost was
Aug 5th
You know it’s a great movie when the poster looks...
Aug 5th
Warch Watch
Funny. But in some countries, this would get you killed.
Aug 5th
Warch Watch
This dude’s pretty lucky, really. My dad used to wake me up by grabbing my legs and dragging...
Aug 5th
Warch Watch
Boy. Talk about restless leg syndrome.
Aug 5th
Report: Usher gets married
Aug 4th
Holy crap. Daniel Johns is hot! I haven’t seen him...
Aug 4th
Tori Spelling's Badgley Mischka 2004 Wedding...
Aug 4th
Man says he's the 'kissing sailor' in famous...
Aug 4th
Mena Suvari gets a head start on auditioning for a Britney...
Aug 4th
Woman kept dead husband by bed for a year
Aug 4th
Workaholics may be suffering from a lack of...
Aug 4th
Armless one-legged man gets 5 years on...
Aug 4th
Bad bosses get promoted, not punished
Aug 4th
Arkansas couple welcomes 17th child
Aug 4th
Wanna go cruising with John Mayer?
Aug 4th
Lindsay Lohan's an idiot
Aug 4th
Warch Watch
Oh. My. God. After completing the first 720 in competition, skateboarder Jake Brown takes a 40-foot...
Aug 4th
Amy Winehouse cancels gigs because of her...
Aug 4th
Film exec on Lohan: 'She's done'
Aug 4th
State Dept. warns '08 candidates about terror...
Aug 4th
Writer says O.J. Simpson came up with idea...
Aug 4th
Poll: Media to blame for saturation of...
Aug 4th
Manchester United sign 9-year-old YouTube...
Aug 4th

Eddie Murphy's an asshole

LOS ANGELES (AP) – Eddie Murphy acknowledged he is the father of Melanie Brown’s young daughter...
Aug 3rd
Maddux would rather walk Bonds than serve up...
Aug 2nd
Warch Watch
Brilliant.
Aug 2nd
Why people have sex: It feels good
Aug 2nd
Warch Watch
“New Amsterdam” looks like one of the best shows coming this fall. Which probably means...
Aug 2nd
'Prison Break' for Lane Garrison
Aug 2nd
Warch Watch
Matt Damon talks to David Letterman about “The Bourne Ultimatum.” He could give me one...
Aug 2nd
Jessica Simpson is an idiot
Aug 2nd
Meet Henry Cavill. He joins Zac Efron in Vanity Fair’s...
Aug 2nd
“We can do a movie that we act in, or I act in and he...”
— Matt Damon, on working with...
Aug 2nd
Vanity Fair is amazing. It can make Zac...
Aug 2nd
Look at how scared Brit’s poor little dog looks. I...
Aug 2nd
Prince's biggest diva demand: Build me a home...
Aug 2nd
David Gest fancies Amy Winehouse
Aug 2nd
Oh my god! Is Tom Cruise trying to kill Suri? Oh no, wait,...
Aug 2nd
Experts issue new physical exercise...
Aug 1st
Singer R. Kelly to be tried for child...
Aug 1st
Scary Spice Mel B files paternity petition
Aug 1st
I’m telling you, this motherfucker is everywhere!...
Aug 1st
This 41-year-old Florida (it’s always Florida) woman...
Aug 1st
Quick: Which one’s freakier? (Photo via TMZ)
Aug 1st
New photo of the Joker for those of you interested in...
Aug 1st
Some 'Dead Like Me' movie spoilers
Aug 1st
Warch Watch
I’m in the midst of a movie trailer frenzy right now, but this one is my hands-down favorite....
Aug 1st
Warch Watch
Schpooky. And it’s supposed to open in a couple of weeks, which should give me time to adjust...
Aug 1st
Warch Watch
Looks kinda sweet, but it sure as hell won’t be winning any comedy awards.
Aug 1st
Maxim making film called 'Virginity Rocks'
Aug 1st
Disney Moves Ahead on Live-Action 'Snow...
Aug 1st
Milo Ventimiglia (here at Comic-Con with...
Aug 1st
Britney goes into ninja mode. Time for a stealth paparazzo...
Aug 1st
Finally! Time for the curtain to drop. And by curtain I mean...
Aug 1st
Love this welcome mat. Oh, you’re welcome, all right....
Aug 1st
Still Blonde, Not So Ambitious
Aug 1st
Warch Watch
This is kind of a boring video to watch, so let me summarize it for you: Nan Talese, publisher of...
Aug 1st
Except for those direction-challenged breasts and that...
Aug 1st
Britney Spears accused of making death...
Aug 1st

At least they're not hating on all of us

From The Associated Press: When Brits were asked in an online survey to name their most admired...
Aug 1st