The Chronicles of Chesticles

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January 2

2009

December 80
November 35
October
September
August
July
June
May 2
April 5
March 4
February 3
January 23

2008

December 1
November 3
October 2
September 3
August 18
July 13
June 14
May 35
April 106
March 26
February 12
January 28

2007

December 6
November 30
October 33
September 111
August 187
July 395
June 253
May 110
April 51
March
February
January
Warch Watch
Say what you will about Paris Hilton, and we’ve said a lot, but she’s really a pretty...
Sep 30th
Man in Tom Cruise extortion plot found dead
Sep 29th
Natalie Portman has a nice little booty. Who’d have...
Sep 28th
'Childrens do learn,' Bush tells school kids
Sep 28th
Wrestler awarded horses and sheep to mark...
Sep 28th
Woman allegedly drives with hubby on car
Sep 28th
Russian woman's 12th baby weighs in at 17...
Sep 28th
N.C. man charged with assault after coughing...
Sep 28th
Oktoberfest reveller stuck in chimney for 12...
Sep 28th
Scientists create see-through frogs
Sep 28th
“Right before I went in (surgery), I was like, What if I...”
— Heidi Montacky finally...
Sep 27th
Wanna see Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards...
Sep 27th
'Illnesses' at site of 'meteorite' crash were...
Sep 27th
Navy to alter swastika-shaped barracks
Sep 26th
This is just all kinds of hideousness, but at least Babs has...
Sep 26th
Phil Spector case ends in mistrial
Sep 26th
Warch Watch
Mom won’t find it nearly as funny when Michael pokes his little eye out.
Sep 26th
Minutes getting low on your phone? Africans...
Sep 26th
What? Did I say something wrong?
Sep 26th
Kiefer Sutherland should have stayed home
Sep 25th
Here it is: the world’s most expensive dessert. All...
Sep 25th
Padres player hurt by own manager
Sep 24th
Barry Manilow loves 'Mandy,' but he hates...
Sep 22nd
If I had a kid, I wouldn’t even wait til Halloween to...
Sep 22nd
This is just wrong. And hilarious, in the way that only...
Sep 22nd
Awww, leopards are so cute before they grow up and get all...
Sep 22nd
Last Jew in Afghanistan marks Yom Kippur
Sep 22nd
Spears charged in L.A. parking lot crash
Sep 22nd
Salma Hayek finally pops
Sep 22nd
'Miami Vice' Lawsuit Is Settled
Sep 21st
Denise Richards-Charlie Sheen custody battle...
Sep 21st
Rose McGowan reportedly lost out on a role due to plastic...
Sep 20th
Guess who’s baring that famous booty for Hugh Hefner?...
Sep 20th
Damn. They missed her mouth. (No, Rosie O’D(please)...
Sep 20th
“Nothing’s changed. I really don’t know if (my...”
— Jessica Simpleton, who’s...
Sep 20th
Bonds: Man who bought record-breaking home...
Sep 19th
Dan Rather sues CBS, Viacom for $70 million
Sep 19th
Warch Watch
Everyone on “The View” is an idiot. Or to put it in pop culture terms, none of them is...
Sep 19th
I know what you’re thinking: When did Mischa Barton...
Sep 19th
Don’t Scarpet and Ryan look like the happy couple?...
Sep 18th
Damn straight, we do.
Sep 18th
Judge: Britney a 'Habitual' User of Alcohol,...
Sep 18th
Rosie O'D(please) should shut the f*** up
Sep 18th
Warch Watch
This is the last thing we need: Another blonde who can’t sing faking her way through what she...
Sep 18th
Simpson friend: OJ may have been tricked
Sep 18th
Coolest. Ashtray. Ever. (Available at Fly-Bird.net)
Sep 18th
U.K. hospitals ban doctors' ties, long...
Sep 17th
Truly inspiring. (Photo via PostSecret.blogspot.com)
Sep 17th
Warch Watch
It was a “Daily Show” reunion last night at the Emmys. I love man hugs. And Steve...
Sep 17th
“Weight is a big issue in Hollywood because I’m twice the...”
— Keira ‘The...
Sep 17th
Seacrest tanks the Emmys
Sep 17th
Bad day for Britney
Sep 17th
I don’t think I can improve on Perez’s...
Sep 16th
Wow. It’s clear where Christina Aguilera is gaining...
Sep 16th
Warch Watch
At first when I saw this video, I really wanted one of these dolls. But then I remembered I can see...
Sep 14th
Tru dat. (Via e-mail)
Sep 14th
I think that’s a cat under there. But, then again, it...
Sep 14th
Prince to sue YouTube, eBay over music use
Sep 14th
Sep 14th
Obviously, C. Love is a little confused on when Halloween...
Sep 14th
Colin Farrell a homeless man's lucky star
Sep 13th
Ciara sits on an invisible chair while posing with 50 Cent...
Sep 13th
Tommy Lee apologizes for MTV brawl
Sep 13th
Manchester United player Cristiano Ronaldo had a swim in his...
Sep 11th
One of the few examples of books that should...
Sep 11th
Please tell me Rob Lowe looks like this cause he’s...
Sep 11th
Warch Watch
Footage of Kan to the ye’s over-the-top meltdown backstage at MTV. Best part? When he refers...
Sep 11th
Mugger in Germany foiled by blind judo expert
Sep 11th
Bills' Everett likely to be paralyzed after...
Sep 10th
Check it out: Britney was laughing at her sorry-ass...
Sep 10th
Eve wanted to make sure no one noticed her ankle bracelet...
Sep 10th
“Fantastic! We got married on the moon, and I’m pregnant with...”
— Pete Wentz on how things are...
Sep 10th
Kanye West Throws Tantrum Over VMA Shutout
Sep 10th
Britney Spears Sheds Tears Over 'Comeback'
Sep 10th
Holy cripe, that’s scary. What do you think Jessica...
Sep 10th
This is what Ashlee Simpleton hath wrought. Before dating...
Sep 10th
Surely this had to scare the crap out of now 1-year-old...
Sep 10th
“A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this. He...”
— Kathy Griffin, in her creative...
Sep 10th
Warch Watch
All right, here it is. But let me warn you first, Britney is BAD. Not bad as in good, but bad as in...
Sep 10th
That’s not all Perez Hilton has to say to Britney...
Sep 10th
Warch Watch
Kid Rock and Tommy Lee spent last night fighting over Pamela Anderson again. Really, guys, that is...
Sep 10th
Oversalted burger leads to charges
Sep 9th
Warch Watch
James McAvoy in the role that made him famous. To die for.
Sep 8th
Warch Watch
Still dying to see “Rescue Dawn.” Here’s a five-minute look at the film and its...
Sep 8th
Paris Hilton Sues Hallmark
Sep 8th
Exclusive: Inside Britney's VMA Rehearsal
Sep 8th
Missing UK girl's parents named suspects
Sep 7th
Study Shows Adult Brain Can Still Change
Sep 7th
Live Every Day Like It’s Your Last? Yeah,...
Sep 7th
Mom allegedly drives son to gang fight
Sep 7th
Radcliffe anxious about reprising bare-all...
Sep 7th
“I don’t like rehearsals. I’m a cow, and if you...”
— Charlize Theron
Sep 7th
This just made nerds the world over feel a tingling...
Sep 7th
Well, at least Jessica Simpleton’s showing off her bad...
Sep 7th
All right, this settles it: I need a personal assistant. A...
Sep 6th
Marc Jacobs’ main man Jason Preston. Here’s what...
Sep 6th
Doesn’t that big blue vein in her boob just kinda ruin...
Sep 6th
What the hell is Britney pregnant with now? A Kleenex box?...
Sep 6th
“If you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me.”
— Avril Lavigne in...
Sep 6th
Chris Brown loves them big butts … and big thighs, big...
Sep 6th
Cisco “Dangly Balls” Adler apparently has gone...
Sep 6th
Brit's gonna open the VMAs
Sep 6th

Diddy's got eyes like a clock ... and he...

GQ: How many man-servants do you have handling your wardrobe at any given moment?
Diddy: I don't really like to call them "man-servants." I don't know what racist white man came up with that.
GQ: Say you're off to St. Tropez for the weekend. How many bags are you bringing?
Diddy: I'm an over-packer. I don't leave the United States with less than 30 bags.
GQ: When's the last time you did your own laundry?
Diddy: Back in, like, 1990.
GQ: Why do you wear sunglasses all the time?
Diddy: If you look in my eyes, you know what time it is, you know what's going on with me, you see my soul. And not everyone should see that. Also, it makes me look cool.
Sep 3rd
Sep 3rd
Howard K. and Larry Birkhead lovers?
Sep 2nd
“I’m not going near Willie’s weed! My friend did...”
— Norah Jones on buddy Willie...
Sep 2nd
Warch Watch
You go, girlfriend!
Sep 2nd
Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have broken up, says Us...
Sep 2nd
“Steppin’ outside the game … if I was just a fan...”
— Kanye “How Big Can My...
Sep 1st
Dita Von Teese is just too freakin’ hot. I’m not...
Sep 1st
Lottery: 4 win estimated $330M jackpot
Sep 1st