The Chronicles of Chesticles

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February

2009

October
September
August
July
June
May 2
April 5
March 4
January 23

2008

June 14
May 35
April 106
March 26
January 28

2007

June 253
May 110
April 51
March
February
January
These are the coolest creepy candles ever. They even have a...
Jan 31st
… in which everyone could spell simple words. (Photo...
Jan 30th
Vaccine for drug addiction could offer hope...
Jan 30th
Half-deaf boy 'cured' when cotton wool bud...
Jan 30th
Strange Creature Immune to Pain
Jan 29th
I’m surprised a horde of guys isn’t crowding...
Jan 29th

Let's play Conspiracy Theory

purplestrife: How about this one: women use their vaginas to hide their secrets and lies.
Chesticles: Maybe that's why vaginas stretch so much. This whole "having a baby" theory always seemed a little ... convenient.
Jan 22nd

Idiots shouldn't answer phones

Idiot: Pizza Hut. Um, thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Can I help you?
Me: I'd like to get a pizza delivered.
(long silence)
Idiot: Um, OK, is this carryout or delivery?
Me: Delivery.
Idiot: What would you like?
Me: A medium cheese on pan crust.
(silence)
Idiot: A medium what?
Me: Cheese. On pan crust.
Idiot: Um ...
(looooong silence)
Idiot: Is that all?
Jan 21st
Woman has 200 orgasms per day
Jan 17th
Clay “Choking His Chicken” Aiken in...
Jan 17th
Man: NY hospital forced him to undergo rectal...
Jan 16th
Don't send in the clowns: Survey finds them...
Jan 16th
Rosie O'D (please) blogs on Brit-Brit
Jan 15th
Waving at girls likely costs man his arm
Jan 15th
Parted-at-birth twins married
Jan 11th
Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11
Jan 9th
Study: Milky Way could hold hundreds of rogue...
Jan 9th
Random Alyssa Milano shot. Thank me after you’ve...
Jan 9th
Warch Watch
This couldn’t be more true if Stephen Colbert said it himself.
Jan 9th
It Was Then That I Carried You vs. Bullshit,...
Jan 9th
Spears family says Dr. Phil went too far
Jan 9th
Woman says she was traumatized by Lohan
Jan 9th
Police: Dad threw 4 kids off bridge
Jan 9th
Pair wheel corpse to store to cash Social...
Jan 9th
Disney World restaurant bans children
Jan 6th
Snacking on a wing and a prayer
Jan 6th
Spears taken in ambulance after standoff
Jan 4th
Spears' lawyers ask to quit custody case
Jan 3rd