Idiots shouldn't answer phones
Idiot: Pizza Hut. Um, thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Can I help you?
Me: I'd like to get a pizza delivered.
(long silence)
Idiot: Um, OK, is this carryout or delivery?
Me: Delivery.
Idiot: What would you like?
Me: A medium cheese on pan crust.
(silence)
Idiot: A medium what?
Me: Cheese. On pan crust.
Idiot: Um ...
(looooong silence)
Idiot: Is that all?
Jan 21st