Because the Holocaust was hilarious. And because Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Nazi Ass Off didn’t fit. Idiot.
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Natalie Portman's dad can't write for sh*t
“I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that.” — Kelly Osbourne
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"Transgendered child propaganda" or a J. Crew catalog? -
You decide.
“If some stupid fans don’t appreciate such a gift, and understand the things I believe in, they can go and support Chelsea or go somewhere else.” — Well said, Mohamed Al Fayed. Supporting Fulham isn’t about football, it’s about going along with whatever Al Fayed “believes in.” Too bad he doesn’t believe in decent-looking statues.
Please don't let this win a Grammy next year
Parents: Kids shouldn't have to wash hands at school -
Parents at one Florida school say just because hand-washing and mouth-rinsing could save a 6-year-old girl’s life doesn’t mean their kids should have to do it.
“The way I look at it is, you can’t walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you’re an angry person.” — Chris Brown, who will likely have a difficult time explaining why he would trash a dressing room at “GMA” if he’s not an angry person
If you’re going to get a tattoo of a tiger-head-wearing Charlie Sheen, at least make sure it doesn’t end up looking like Bruce Campbell. Definitely not winning.
Chris Brown: Image Rehabilitation FAIL
(Photo via Associated Press)