Friday January 30, 2009 at 5:35

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I know what you’re thinking: Someone’s elbows got fat!!! It’s sad, I agree, but really, Jessica Simpleton’s NOT fat. Her arms just look fat in relation to her jeans. Seriously. They’re high-waisted and the pockets crease in that way that makes it look like she’s so squeezed in there that if she breathes her whole lower body might explode. And she has on two belts. But that’s for fashion, OK?  The saddest thing about this whole “Look who’s fat now” situation is that people may overlook where these pictures were taken: a chili cook-off in Florida. A CHILI COOK-OFF. That’s where Jessica is performing these days. Though on the plus side (hahahaha), at least she can have some good Southern cookin’ when she’s through with that “singing” thing she does. (Photo via thesuperficial.com)

I know what you’re thinking: Someone’s elbows got fat!!! It’s sad, I agree, but really, Jessica Simpleton’s NOT fat. Her arms just look fat in relation to her jeans. Seriously. They’re high-waisted and the pockets crease in that way that makes it look like she’s so squeezed in there that if she breathes her whole lower body might explode. And she has on two belts. But that’s for fashion, OK? 

The saddest thing about this whole “Look who’s fat now” situation is that people may overlook where these pictures were taken: a chili cook-off in Florida. A CHILI COOK-OFF. That’s where Jessica is performing these days. Though on the plus side (hahahaha), at least she can have some good Southern cookin’ when she’s through with that “singing” thing she does.

(Photo via thesuperficial.com)

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