Leave me alone. E-mail me if you must, but keep in mind, I read stupid shit all day, so make it good: a79senlin@yahoo.comTumblr (3.0; @chesticles)http://chesticles.tumblr.com/Police: Beer pong + dare = homicide : Is the double-dog dare an acceptable defense in murder cases?http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/104169983http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/104169983Wed, 06 May 2009 10:18:06 -0400Chuck Norris sues, says his tears don't cure cancer: Well, duh. They cure AIDS.http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/102254341http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/102254341Fri, 01 May 2009 09:28:58 -0400“My mouth went open again. That’s what happens with Adam [Lambert].” -...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/101872760http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/101872760Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:34:46 -0400`Golden Girls' star Bea Arthur dies at 86: First Sophia, and now Dorothy! Wonder which Golden gal is...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/100088730http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/100088730Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:20:14 -0400Woman commits suicide, lands on teen at N.Y. mall: This is why people think New Yorkers are crazy...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/94542450http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/94542450Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:38:49 -0400Flatulence, knife lead to jail for Texas men: Why does everything bizarre in Texas seem to happen in...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/94516404http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/94516404Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:58:42 -0400Skeleton found in tree 29 years after suicide : Wow. Let’s hope he didn’t do it hoping...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/94152257http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/94152257Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:00:34 -0400ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi arrested for punching prostitute: Oh, Vince. Haven’t you learned...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/91263596http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/91263596Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:49:11 -0400Octuplets mom fires free nanny service: As if we needed another further proof: CUCKOO-CUCKOO!http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/89399573http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/89399573Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:23:22 -0400Austrian incest father Fritzl gets life: Totally not enough. They should have put this guy in...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/87929020http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/87929020Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:32:05 -0400Ankle-length leather trench coats, despite being made in every size, are not intended for the obese.http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/87290026http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/87290026Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:18:55 -0400“Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/79068198http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/79068198Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:17:20 -0500Injured man dies after rejection by 14 hospitals in Japan: He’s not the only one: A woman in...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/75579365http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/75579365Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:54:32 -0500Hilary Duff, Faye Dunaway Feud Over Bonnie & Clyde Role: Meow, Hils! Faye’s got a point that...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/75557064http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/75557064Wed, 04 Feb 2009 05:19:38 -0500Grandma: Octuplets mom obsessed with having kids: Gee, ya think? Maybe she wouldn’t have...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/74629745http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/74629745Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:51:23 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/1OCamT2xfjc9ksgnwA7xvoedo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I know what you’re thinking: <i>Someone’s</i> elbows got fat!!! It’s sad, I agree, but really, Jessica Simpleton’s NOT fat. Her arms just look fat in relation to her jeans. Seriously. They’re high-waisted and the pockets crease in that way that makes it look like she’s so squeezed in there that if she breathes her whole lower body might explode. And she has on two belts. But that’s for <i>fashion</i>, OK? </p> <p>The saddest thing about this whole “Look who’s fat now” situation is that people may overlook where these pictures were taken: a chili cook-off in Florida. A CHILI COOK-OFF. That’s where Jessica is performing these days. Though on the plus side (hahahaha), at least she can have some good Southern cookin’ when she’s through with that “singing” thing she does.</p> <p>(Photo via thesuperficial.com)</p>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/74277336http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/74277336Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:35:45 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/1OCamT2xfjc9aw9vHs9JgwpOo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>See? Jess looks so much nicer here. It’s all about choosing a look that flatters, people!</p> <p>(Photo via icanhascheezburger.com)</p>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/74276093http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/74276093Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:28:03 -0500How an unhappy Virgin customer won an apology from Richard Branson: Funniest. Complaint letter....http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/74066554http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/74066554Thu, 29 Jan 2009 11:20:00 -0500Study: U.S. school children need less work, more play: As former President George W. Bush might have...http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/73255835http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/73255835Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:23:34 -0500One in five men at risk of drinking problem: That’s all? Y’all better drink up!http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/73255425http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/73255425Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:21:21 -0500