The Chronicles of Chesticles

Britney Spears: My Life Can Be Worse Than "Jail"

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:32:32 -0500

Britney Spears: My Life Can Be Worse Than "Jail" : Poor Brit-Brit says her new in-control life is...

No hidden white bias seen in presidential race

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 05:46:55 -0500

No hidden white bias seen in presidential race: When did it become news that you can’t see...

Strange Portal Connects Earth to Sun

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:08:59 -0500

Strange Portal Connects Earth to Sun: Whoa. It’s like a Stargate to the sun, only you’d...

The Ten Most Annoying Singers

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:33:59 -0400

The Ten Most Annoying Singers : I can’t disagree with the picks, though I would add Rod...

Most Americans Flunk Simple 3-Question Political Survey

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:32:35 -0400

Most Americans Flunk Simple 3-Question Political Survey: Turns out most Yanks can’t name the...

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Wed!

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:06:53 -0400

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Wed!: I’d like to say the event marks the union of two...

I found him! Can you? (Available at chroniclebooks.com)

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:26:28 -0400

I found him! Can you?

(Available at chroniclebooks.com)

For those who love to cross-stitch, and those who want to...

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:38:17 -0400

For those who love to cross-stitch, and those who want to brighten their day. Kits include “Fuck Cancer,” “Be My Bitch” and “Shut Your Whore Mouth.” Mom will love them!

Cows seem to know which way is north

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:59:13 -0400

Cows seem to know which way is north : The lesson: If you’re going somewhere unfamiliar, like...

Neanderthals were not 'stupid,' says new research

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:53:32 -0400

Neanderthals were not 'stupid,' says new research : Great. Get ready for a whole new round of Geico...

Jenna Jameson Confirms She's Pregnant

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:47:49 -0400

Jenna Jameson Confirms She's Pregnant : At least with all the time she spent in porn, she...

Charlie Sheen says wife Brooke is pregnant

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:44:24 -0400

Charlie Sheen says wife Brooke is pregnant : Don’t worry. I’m sure he and ex Denise...

Paula Abdul "Concerned" About Fourth Idol Judge

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:42:40 -0400

Paula Abdul "Concerned" About Fourth Idol Judge: Of course, knowing Paula, I’m sure she...

FBI: Couple offered sex with girl, 5, for used car

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:30:44 -0400

FBI: Couple offered sex with girl, 5, for used car: These people should just be executed. Put the...

Jessica Simpson: Tony Isn't Calling Carrie!

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:21:52 -0400

Jessica Simpson: Tony Isn't Calling Carrie!: She actually checked his call log! Hello, crazy. File...

The couple who lived in a mall

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 14:47:33 -0400

The couple who lived in a mall : Oh my god. This is, like, my dream.

Ah, modern romance. Doesn’t it just make you swoon? (Card...

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:29:38 -0400

Ah, modern romance. Doesn’t it just make you swoon?

(Card available at BlueBarnhouseStore.org)

Birth Control Pills Can Make Women Pick Bad Mates

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:18:47 -0400

Birth Control Pills Can Make Women Pick Bad Mates : But at least they won’t reproduce with...

Spitz, once the swimming star, upset over Beijing snub

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:42:33 -0400

Spitz, once the swimming star, upset over Beijing snub: Oh, cry me a freakin’ river! You were...

"Like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I’ll go out and adopt twins if they’ll pay me $14..."

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:06:40 -0400

“Like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I’ll go out and adopt twins if they’ll pay me...