The Chronicles of Chesticles

Remember these? X-tina ended up with an XX-large chest after her...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:55:35 -0500

Remember these? X-tina ended up with an XX-large chest after her baby was born in 2008. How XX-large? According to US Weekly, Ms. Aguilera topped Jessica Simpleton, Tyra Banks, Pamela Anderson, even Dolly Parton. Those are some massive mammaries, Mamacita!

Mixed message in Danish PSA?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:28:36 -0500

Mixed message in Danish PSA?: No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. The message behind the new...

What were they thinking? It’s not that I disagree with...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:20:34 -0500

What were they thinking? It’s not that I disagree with People magazine’s choice. Johnny Depp IS sexy. Sexy = Johnny Depp. The two of them are thisclose. So why would People choose as its cover what may be the only UNsexy photo of Johnny Depp in existence?

Maybe it’s a conspiracy!!! I’ll bet People has been infilitrated by the same Photoshoppers who allegedly came up with this monstrosity of Demi Moore.

C'est plus qu'un crime: No replay for Ireland in Cup qualifier

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:55:54 -0500

C'est plus qu'un crime: No replay for Ireland in Cup qualifier : Total bullshit. The guy admits he...

Ding dong, the wicked witch is ... off the air ... eventually

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:55:14 -0500

This is quite possibly the best news I’ve heard all year. Big props to God for telling her to...

Police: Beer pong + dare = homicide

Wed, 06 May 2009 10:18:06 -0400

Police: Beer pong + dare = homicide : Is the double-dog dare an acceptable defense in murder cases?

Chuck Norris sues, says his tears don't cure cancer

Fri, 01 May 2009 09:28:58 -0400

Chuck Norris sues, says his tears don't cure cancer: Well, duh. They cure AIDS.

"My mouth went open again. That’s what happens with Adam [Lambert]."

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:34:46 -0400

“My mouth went open again. That’s what happens with Adam [Lambert].” -...

`Golden Girls' star Bea Arthur dies at 86

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:20:14 -0400

`Golden Girls' star Bea Arthur dies at 86: First Sophia, and now Dorothy! Wonder which Golden gal is...

Woman commits suicide, lands on teen at N.Y. mall

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:38:49 -0400

Woman commits suicide, lands on teen at N.Y. mall: This is why people think New Yorkers are crazy...

Flatulence, knife lead to jail for Texas men

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:58:42 -0400

Flatulence, knife lead to jail for Texas men: Why does everything bizarre in Texas seem to happen in...

Skeleton found in tree 29 years after suicide

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:00:34 -0400

Skeleton found in tree 29 years after suicide : Wow. Let’s hope he didn’t do it hoping...

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi arrested for punching prostitute

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 12:49:11 -0400

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi arrested for punching prostitute: Oh, Vince. Haven’t you learned...

Octuplets mom fires free nanny service

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:23:22 -0400

Octuplets mom fires free nanny service: As if we needed another further proof: CUCKOO-CUCKOO!

Austrian incest father Fritzl gets life

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:32:05 -0400

Austrian incest father Fritzl gets life: Totally not enough. They should have put this guy in...

Random subway observation

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:18:55 -0400

Ankle-length leather trench coats, despite being made in every size, are not intended for the obese.

Think your life sucks? Try being these people

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:17:20 -0500

“Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing...

Injured man dies after rejection by 14 hospitals in Japan

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 07:54:32 -0500

Injured man dies after rejection by 14 hospitals in Japan: He’s not the only one: A woman in...

Hilary Duff, Faye Dunaway Feud Over Bonnie & Clyde Role

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 05:19:38 -0500

Hilary Duff, Faye Dunaway Feud Over Bonnie & Clyde Role: Meow, Hils! Faye’s got a point that...

Grandma: Octuplets mom obsessed with having kids

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:51:23 -0500

Grandma: Octuplets mom obsessed with having kids: Gee, ya think? Maybe she wouldn’t have...