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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>E-mail me if you must, but keep in mind, I read stupid shit all day, so make it good: a79senlin@yahoo.com</description><title>The Chronicles of Chesticles</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chesticles)</generator><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>(Via e-mail)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwwsa0wXm21qz4gplo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(Via e-mail)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/356147705</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/356147705</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:01:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Join this group.
(Photo via Facebook; designed by Kevin Mayo)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw98v0xNUr1qz4gplo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Join this &lt;a title="Get the Glazers out of Man U" href="http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?id=38503904&amp;gv=4#/group.php?gid=237878324590"&gt;group&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo via Facebook; designed by Kevin Mayo)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/334584158</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/334584158</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 15:57:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh, Heidi Montag (or whatever your name is). If you put as much...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw92e0KoDg1qz4gplo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh, Heidi Montag (or whatever your name is). If you put as much energy into helping other people as you do into helping yourself, you could make a world of difference. Instead, you’ve transformed yourself into yet another blonde with fake boobs who’s &lt;a title="Try some psychotherapy instead" href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/13/heidi.montag.plastic.surgery/index.html?section=cnn_latest"&gt;obsessed with herself&lt;/a&gt;. What a shame.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;P.S. You may want to stop all the surgery … it’s only bringing out your inner beauty, and, honey, there ain’t none far as these eyes can see.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo via CNN.com)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/334429342</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/334429342</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:37:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Seen on a car in Northern Virginia.
(Photo via NorthernSun.com)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw8rwaJIR01qz4gplo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seen on a car in Northern Virginia.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo via &lt;a title="Buy your own" href="http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/5337.htmlhttp://www.northernsun.com/n/s/5337.html"&gt;NorthernSun.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/334186417</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/334186417</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:50:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ke$ha ... WTF?</title><description>I admit it. I listened to a Ke$ha song. I’ve been hearing so much about this No. 1-selling...</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/334173733</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/334173733</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:38:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rich parents worry their kids are spoiled</title><description>Rich parents worry their kids are spoiled: Uhhhhh … ya think?</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/330604829</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/330604829</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 09:29:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Balloon boy dad says it wasn't a hoax ... seriously</title><description>Balloon boy dad says it wasn't a hoax ... seriously: Heene, you are beyond pathetic. Dude,...</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/323562261</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/323562261</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 12:02:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Woman goes on punching spree at drive-thru</title><description>Woman goes on punching spree at drive-thru: Wow. There’s McNugget mania, and then...</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/320206922</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/320206922</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:08:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Yao Ming, wife expecting baby</title><description>Yao Ming, wife expecting baby: Yao-zer! This brings “big daddy” to a whole new level.</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/319858474</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/319858474</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 09:38:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Jon Gosselin + Hailey Glassman = one f'd up couple?</title><description>Jon Gosselin + Hailey Glassman = one f'd up couple?: Yep, looks like this gruesome twosome may be...</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/309976071</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/309976071</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:01:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Lawyer: Sheen, wife want to be together</title><description>Lawyer: Sheen, wife want to be together: The lawyer for Sheen’s missus says the couple just...</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/309968809</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/309968809</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:55:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>There’s nothing like a little romance to ring in the new...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvh3vwyg1C1qz4gplo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There’s nothing like a little romance to ring in the new year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Via someecards.com)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/308093154</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/308093154</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 11:16:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Russia may send spacecraft to knock away asteroid</title><description>Russia may send spacecraft to knock away asteroid: Just in case it doesn’t work, Bruce Willis...</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/308018449</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/308018449</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 09:47:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>When the “Best Job in the World” nearly kills...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvgzc9BuEp1qz4gplo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When the “Best Job in the World” &lt;a title="Ow!" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091230/ap_on_re_as/as_australia_world_s_best_job"&gt;nearly kills&lt;/a&gt; someone, what chance do the rest of us have?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo of Ben Southall via Yahoo/AP)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/308011305</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/308011305</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 09:38:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>You must remember this. And these other star turns in the last...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfase9HVo1qz4gplo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You must remember this. And these other star turns in the last 10 years of &lt;a title="A smile is just a smile" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/toplists/the_decades_most_memorable_mug_shots/the_decades_most_memorable_mug_shots.html"&gt;mug shot history&lt;/a&gt;, compiled by the New York Daily News.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo via StarPulse.com)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/306398098</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/306398098</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:50:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>China executes Briton despite U.K., family pleas</title><description>China executes Briton despite U.K., family pleas: Too little, too late. The family claims that Akmal...</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/306316906</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/306316906</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 10:42:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Highest-grossing films of 2009</title><description>Highest-grossing films of 2009: Which movie beat both “Harry Potter” and the...</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/304835664</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/304835664</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:02:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Holiday fatigue. It affects us all.
(Photos via Yahoo)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvdo0bPMEJ1qz4gplo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvdo0bPMEJ1qz4gplo2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Holiday fatigue. It affects us all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photos via Yahoo)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/304809283</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/304809283</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 14:40:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>There’s nothing like seeing a man hug a 247 lb. baby...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvdbwluDF41qz4gplo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There’s nothing like seeing a man hug a 247 lb. baby to make you say, “Awwwww.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Via Yahoo/Reuters)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/304510757</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/304510757</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:19:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Angry Ivana Trump taken off plane</title><description>Angry Ivana Trump taken off plane: Sounds like someone wasn’t feeling the Christmas spirit.</description><link>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/304449360</link><guid>http://chesticles.tumblr.com/post/304449360</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:17:50 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
